Something wicked this way comes! Patreon subscribers and in-person book signings will have a special edition paperback available Fall of 2026!

If you're in your feral 40's or feel like you can relate, this book is a hilarious and motivating reset for you. It's a healthy combination of my signature sass with actionable advice in an easily digestible format.

Join my Patreon for free to see snippets (all paid subscribers will automatically receive a free paperback upon release). Truly a limited edition only available on my Patreon, through my website here, or in person. This will NOT be found in stores.