As equestrians we are united by our love of horses. Whether you own, lease, or borrow sometimes you don’t feel like riding and need an excuse. I had my own riding funk over the winter.
Horse riding is my favorite way to spend a day. I’m pretty steadfast in my passion and will spend all my spare time at the barn, preferably a top a handsome equine named Delight. I remember coming to the barn in the middle of a snow storm to ride. The barn owner said, “Well I guess you aren’t a fair weather rider.”. I just laughed because it’s true.
Even on my worst days I try not to cancel. Usually if I miss a ride it’s because one of my children is sick and too contagious for me to drag them along with me. I’ve ridden with migraines, hangovers, bruises over my body from a Vespa accident in Tuscany (funny story), and more. I was cut and severely bruised but luckily riding has taught me to be tough!
But I’m an odd duck. I don’t yet own my own horse and my time riding is precious and hard won. So I make it a priority. Sure, there are some days that I am overwhelmed and think perhaps today isn’t a good day to ride.
These excuses vary in range from logical to down right silly. So I thought, what excuses haven’t I heard before? I posted on my Adult Beginner English Rider Facebook page and posed this very question. The responses were amazing!
I mean, the things we tell not just our trainers but ourselves so we don’t have to get on a horse today. Most of the excuses were weather-related or health-related which makes complete sense to me.
- Too hot.
- There is snow.
- It’s windy.
- My horse is spooky.
- My horse won’t let me mount up.
- I’m sick.
- I have errands to run.
- My horse had vaccinations.
- My horse is stiff and needs a day off.
Some equestrians get a little more creative with their responses and were kind enough to provide some quotes:
“We had feet Monday, teeth floated Tuesday and shots today!! Lots of good excuses to be lazy this week!”
“He was worked yesterday, and I’m fairly sure that was an off step. Yep, he’s definitely mildly lame and vaguely stiff, what a shame, will have to ride tomorrow when he’s more like himself… I’ll have more time then anyway.”
“I used the excuse I didn’t want to ride with the double lesson the other trainer does with two very young kids the other day. They don’t steer well and have run up on hope and I many times. I called my fiancé on he way home and she said “why didn’t you ride outside instead?” Oops.”
“When it’s starts to rain while you’re tacking up, so you put the horse away and then the sun comes out. This is the gods telling you it’s not your day to ride. In the past, I have gone through this cycle three times (tack-untack, tack-untack, tack-untack) before I finally got the message. Now, I have learned to accept the news from above the first time.”
At the end of the day we’re lucky to share our lives with horses. We do it because they are a passion. But sometimes we just don’t feel like it today.
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